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It was cozy here. I always liked Starbucks--how it was always a busy place, and the aroma of coffee kept you up. I love how they provide those nice little chairs and overpriced coffee. But none of that mattered when I was finally with someone I know. When I saw Ramagi, all I could do was hug her, and I felt like never letting go. "It's so good to see you here. Hell, it's so good to see you period."

"Haha, tell me about it. So what made you want to meet up, other than Newgrounds?" I figured she would know--I kinda had that want to talk in my voice over the phone.

"Well.." I tried not to choke up. "Wade is dead."

A tension that wasn't there before suddenly filled the room. Her eyes started filling up with tears, and her voice was full of remorse. Exactly how I imagined it would look. "I'm so sorry."

"It's ok. Ross and I have been dealing with it. But now that you're here, we can finally piece together everything. We can save the internet, Newgrounds, and society. I'm sure the government will give us copious amounts of --"

"I wouldn't do it for the money, Tom." There was another awkward silence lasting about a minute.

"So what do you think we should do next?" Her answer was expected, and she even cracked a smile. "Well, I would like to meet Ross."

I took her to our hotel room, where Ross was waiting.

Or so I thought.

May 14th, 2008. Time: 7:00 PM (Ozcar)

I got it. I don't really know how, but I got it. I figured out everything--the virus, the 4 people involved in the internet "scandal," and where Tom and Ross were located. I was going 165 miles an hour on a rainy freeway, and from what I figured, it would be another 15 minutes to get to Tom. Nervous, I turned on the radio, which was singing "Danger" by Motley Crue.

How the fuck does the radio read my fucking mind, anyway?

Once I got there (my engine broke down just 2 blocks away. Fuck Ford) I ran faster than ever, banging on Ross's door. I was greeted in an odd way.

"OZCAR?" I didn't answer him, but merely shoved him aside and walked in.

"I'm fucking wet, lemme in before you talk, goddammit."

"But--"

"CLOSE THE GODDAMNED DOOR ROSS I'M FUCKING COLD." He shut it. Hard.

"What are you doi--"

"Got some shit to explain." And as I did, a punch went straight to my face.

I was out cold for 8 hours.

(Tom)

Just as Ramagi and I got to the hotel room, I was in shock at the response at the door. Ross opened it suddenly, eyes mad, with a gun to my face. "You motherFUCKER."

"What the Fu-"

"STOP IT, ROSS!"

He turned to Ramagi, suddenly, gun on her now. "Wanna die, bitch? HUH?"

"Don't even THINK of calling me that!"

We were at a standoff for what felt like an epiphany. Eventually, the gun went down, we took it, and quietly walked inside, finding Ozcar bloody on the floor.

"Ross, you have 30 seconds to explain."

And then I punched him out cold.

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Time and Date unknown. (Suntime)

It's all been a blur. Sitting in the unfamiliar room, hoping my new friend's ok.. No track of time.. All these thoughts going through my head.

"Hey there, Suntime! Boy, it's hot out." What I remember seeing is a young 16 year old some 7 years ago. Boy it's been so long since I've last seen him.

"HA! You're telling me!" It was a beach day, and all the hot girls from our school were just playing volleyball in 1 inch bikinis. Hey, if they get touched, I solely blame them for wanting it.

"Wanna go get some Ice Creamz?" He loved adding z's to his words. So dorky.

"Ha, why not? Sounds good." We walked over to an ice cream shop, where we both got the same flavors: a chocoberry mix. "So Forced-DJ, you gotten laid yet?"

"Lol quit rubbing it in. I swear, she doesn't want anything to do with me."

"Have you tried a move?"

"HAVE I?"

"Yeah, that was the question." He didn't answer it, nor laugh at my sarcasm. Instead, he changed the question.

"Have you heard of htis new thing on the internet? It's called Newgrounds. My girlfriend loves it. It's such a sick website."

"Hey, maybe she DOES like you."

"Hey, you know what? Fuck you."

And from there we just laughed and swam in the water. I had some fun pulling girls' bras off. Ahh good times.

I was snapped back by a firm voice. "Mr. Suntime?"

"Yeah?"

"Your friend's pulse is gone." I ran right past her and looked right into kdfsjljklgjfg's eyes.

She was only kidding.